Wednesday Yoga: Where you pay $20 an hour to breathe deeply and not die.

Morning Mantras

We will be reciting mantras to the tune of elevator music. It's like meditation, but with more synths.

Asana for Beginners

Because adulting is hard, we'll start with some simple poses. Don't worry, we won't make you do any actual work.

Tea Time

We serve the best kombucha in the neighborhood. It's like liquid happiness, but with more sediment.