Things You Should Never Tell Anyone About Meditation
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Don't let anyone know you accidentally meditated for 8 hours and forgot what day it was. Or that you spent the whole time thinking about cat food.
- Spending 3 hours in a single pose
- Talking to a tree for 10 minutes
- Thinking you're in a different dimension and trying to find a way to get back
- Getting lost in the cushions