Tech Support for Phantom Smells Prophets of Project Nirvana

Are you a Prophet of Project Nirvana having a bad case prophets' itch? Or perhaps your senses are overwhelmed by a cacophony of phantom smells that refuse to quit?

We're here to help! Our team of expert Tech Support agents are trained in the art of detecting and eliminating these pesky smells, no matter how many layers of bureaucracy they've burrowed into your psyche.

Frequently Asked Questions

• Will my cat see me when I astral project? Probably not.
• Can meditation really get rid of these phantom smells? Maybe, but only if minimalist art supplies are involved.
• Is psychic self-defense the same as a good lawyer? No, but it should be.

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