You're in for a wild ride. This is the beta test for our new line of mindfulness retreats in a haunted mansion. We've got ghosts, we've got ghouls, we've got a séance room that'll make you scream.
We're still tweaking the whole 'inner peace' aspect, so bear with us. In the meantime, enjoy the complimentary bottle of 'I'll-just-have-one-more-soda' sparkling water, and try not to think about the 17 ghosts watching you from the walls.
Ghosts of Your Past are waiting for you in the attic.
Inner Peace (or Not) is just a scream away.