Technique 4: The Sisyphean Cycle of Self-Improvement

Welcome, Seeker of Inner Peace.

Step 1: Create an Endless To-Do List

Make a list of all the things you want to achieve. The more, the merrier.

Step 2: Prioritize Your Goals (But Don't Actually Do Anything)

Rank your goals in order of importance. Then, just stare at the list for hours.

Step 3: Realize You're Doing It Wrong, Start Over

Realize that your approach is flawed. Start fresh. Repeat.

Step 4: Enjoy the Sisyphean Cycle of Self-Improvement

Repeat steps 1-3 ad infinitum. Or, you know, just pretend to.

Remember, it's all about the journey, not the destination.

Proceed to Technique 5: The Art of Doing Nothing