Autonomous Self: A Guide to Not Being a Hot Mess

A series of techniques for achieving enlightenment, or at least, not losing your mind

Technique 1: Mindfulness of Your Own Mortality

Realize that everything will eventually burn to a crisp and it's all just a big pile of ash in the end.

Try to find the humor in that.

Technique 2: The Art of Not Caring About Anyone Else's Thoughts

People are going to think you're crazy. That's okay. You're probably crazy.

Learn to love the quiet, judgmental voice in your head that says 'you're a weirdo'.