In a shocking twist, everything is, in fact, a meaningless, swirling vortex of nothingness.
Learn more about the Inescapable Ineffability in Chapter 2.
A follow-up to the first chapter, because, let's face it, there's just so much more of nothing to cover.
Continue with Chapter 3, The Illusion of Choice: Or, How to Pick the Wrong Option 99% of the Time.
In a bold move, we've discovered that the choices you think you're making aren't really choices at all, but rather the inevitable outcome of a predetermined, cosmic lottery.