THE ART OF DOING NOTHING
At Project Nirvana, we've come to realize that doing nothing is, in fact, a very good idea. Our team of expert idlers will guide you through the ancient art of doing absolutely nothing.
Our meditation techniques are designed to help you achieve a state of perfect relaxation, where the only thing you're thinking about is what you're not thinking about.
But don't just take our word for it! Read our testimonials from satisfied customers, who've achieved enlightenment and a strong sense of existential dread.
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