ABSORDIM: THE ANARCHY OF CAFE LOGIC

The Seven Sins of Caffeine

1. The Overreliance on Syrups
2. The Excessive Use of Foam
3. The Unnecessary Use of Fancy Lattes
4. The Worship of the Golden Ratio in Coffee Cup Design
5. The Inadequate Use of Sugar
6. The Unrelenting Pursuit of the Perfect Grind
7. The Obsession with the Art of Espresso Tamping

The Absurdist Manifesto

We reject the notion that the perfect cup of coffee is a matter of logic or reason. We reject the tyranny of the coffee shop's tyranny of the 'perfect' pour-over. We reject the notion that the only good coffee is the one that's been certified by the coffee snobs of the world.

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