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Pun 1: Why did the existentialist cross the road?

To get to the other side! But then again, what's the point of sides?

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Pun 2: Why did the Zen master burn his toast?

He was trying to get to the root of the problem, but the toast was just a burnt offering.

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Pun 3: Why did the nihilist go to the party?

Because he heard the beer was nothingness.

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