"Why were you so 'egg-xpectant'? I just wanted to 'fowl' play, but I guess I 'chickened out'!"
"You know what they say: 'laughter is the best medicine', but 'laughter' is also a great pun-icillin!"
"I'm not 'butter'-ly convinced that's a real joke, but 'dairy'-ly prophets say it's the 'cheeze' way to go!"