Meditate Your Way to Nowheresville
"Contemplation: the art of staring at the wall for 4 hours a day while wondering why the toast is still in the toaster."
Overthinking: Because Who Needs to Actually Do Anything?
Contemplation Is Not a Bug: A Guide to Fixing Your Life by Doing Absolutely Nothing
Zen and the Art of Watching Paint Dry: A Guide to Mindfulness
Contemplation Is Not a Lazy Tag: A Guide to Pretending to be Productive While Actually Doing Nothing