Project Nirvana - Philosophical Puns: Jokes 10

10. Why did the existentialist cross the road?

To get to the other side, but not really, because, you know, it's all just a meaningless void.

Joke 11

9. Why did the nihilist go to the party?

Because they heard it was going to be a blast, and they wanted to experience the meaninglessness of existence firsthand.

Joke 8

8. What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog?

Nothing, because he was all about the inner peace.

Joke 7

7. Why did the Zen master go to the coffee shop?

To get some h2O, but not really, because it was just a distraction from the present moment.

Joke 6

6. What did the Taoist say when his wife asked him to do the dishes?

Neither of the above, because he was in a state of non-action.

Joke 5

5. Why did the Stoic bring a ladder to the party?

Because he heard it was a high point in his life.

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4. Why did the existentialist refuse to play poker?

Because he was afraid of commitment.

Joke 3

3. Why did the nihilist quit his job?

Because he realized life was just a meaningless void.

ประก Joke 2

2. What did the Buddhist monk say to the Zen master?

Let's just sit here for a while, and maybe we'll figure it out, but probably not.

Joke 1

1. Why did the existentialist become a baker?

Because he kneaded the dough.

Joke 11