Where else can you find the meaning of life in the space-time continuum, but here?
Absurd Analogies - Because who needs logic, anyway?
Quantum Conundrums - Where the laws of physics go to get their heads examined.
The Chicken or the Egg paradox: "Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Or did they both just exist simultaneously, like two sides of a coin, but also not, because, you know, space-time is all relative and stuff."
Quantum Flapdoodle - Because sometimes the answer is just a bunch of nonsense.