Axiological Punishment: Where Puns Are the Ultimate Punishment

Warning: The following content is a paradox of a pun, which is a logical contradiction involving a statement or set of statements that is essentially true and yet fundamentally at odds with itself.

We are currently experiencing a paradoxical punishment of axiological proportions. It's a bit of a pun-fu, where the more we try to avoid it, the more it pun-ishes us.

For example, consider the following paradoxical equation:

What is the value of x in the equation: PUN-x = PUN-x? (PUN-x, of course, being the value of the pun.)

Clearly, theประก solution is that x is equal to the value of the pun, which is a bit of a paradox, really.

So, you see, we are trapped in this infinite loop of pun-ishment, and the only way out is to... Pun-x our way out.

Or, if you will, Paradoxical Escape.