Philosophical Puns

The ultimate destination for existential crises and profound puns.

• Why did the Zen master burn down the house? Because he was a Zen master of nothing.
• I told my therapist I was a chicken. He said I had egg-xistential crisis. See more egg-cellent puns.
• Aristotle was a wise man, but he was also a bit of a philo-fish-opher

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