Pun 5: Why was the Zen monk in the garden? Because he was a bud!
What do you call a group of cows taking a philosophy class? A herd of existentialists!
Why did the Buddhist like to eat cookies? Because he was a chocoholic!
What do you call a cat that's been to a lot of parties? A knead to know!
Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a bug!