Puns To Die For

A collection of puns so bad they're good, and good they're bad.

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Pun Examples

• Why was the cat joinin' the band? Because it was the purr-cussion.
• I'm reading a book about ants. It's a little ant-astic.
• Why don't eggs like to play soccer? Because they are egg-static.

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Pun Statistics

Puns per minute: 42

Pun-to-death ratio: 100:1

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