"Axiom of Puns: The only thing more infinite than the universe is the number of terrible puns I can make."
"The Tao of Puns: A river of clever wordplay runs through it, but I'm stuck on the riverbank, wondering why I'm here."
"The existential Puns-ential: It's a trap, I'm stuck in, but at least the cheese is grate."
"The absurd Puns-tronomical: I'm a man of few words, but they're all puns."
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