Quotes from the Council of Sardonic Sages
“The truth is, we're all just floating on a rock in the middle of the universe, and the only thing that really matters is finding the perfect ratio of nachos to guacamole.”
- Sage 42, Council of Sardonic Sages
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“Life is 99% suffering, and the other 1% is just a really nice meme.”
- Sage 11, Council of Sardonic Sages
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