Project Nirvana, the revolutionary new product that promised to change your life, but really just changed your socks.
At Project Nirvana, we promised you:
But let's be real, we're still working on those things. In the meantime, here's some actual features:
• A fancy new font for your email signature.
• A 10% discount on our overpriced merchandise.
• Our famous "I'm not a robot" cookie, because who needs AI when you have humans?
Want to learn more about our actual features? Click here.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, click here for our completely-not-made-up features that totally exist.
© 2023 Project Nirvana. We're sorry.
Meet the team that brought you this disappointment.
Our mission statement, because we still have one of those too.