Chapter 1: The Cookie Crumbles
It's a cruel fate, really. You spend years chasing the perfect cookie. Chasing the perfect crumb. And then, just when you think you've got it, it all falls apart.
Or should I say, it all falls off in a crumbly heap?
Either way, it's a real existential crisis. The cookie crumbles, and with it, your hopes and dreams.
But fear not, dear cookie enthusiast! For there's still hope. Hope that the crumbs will reform, like a phoenix from the ashes. Or, you know, just hope that you'll find a decent cookie shop down the street.
Or, if you're feeling brave, try Chapter 3: The Ginger Garden of Despair.