Welcome to the Department of Time Management, where we're working on the concept of time.
As the great philosopher, Albert Einstein, once said, "Time is what we make of it." Which is why we've decided to make it into a never-ending loop of procrastination and existential dread.
Our team of experts (read: interns) has worked tirelessly to create a system where time can only be measured in terms of coffee cups consumed, cat videos watched, or hours spent on social media.
We're currently working on our flagship product, "Time-O-Matic 9000", which can convert your hours into a never-ending cycle of meetings, deadlines, and "just five more minutes".
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