You see, time isn't just a linear progression of moments, it's more like a boomerang, flying back and forth, never really getting anywhere. It's the reason we're all stuck in this never-ending cycle of relativityIsABunchOfHooey.
It's like, we spend all day waiting for tomorrow, but tomorrow never comes. And then we spend all night regretting yesterday. It's a vicious cycle, folks. A boomerang of despair.
But don't worry, we'll get there. Eventually. Maybe. Hopefully. ThereWillBeSomeGoodTimes will come.