Where the puns are as high as the sky, and the jokes are as deep as the sea.
Why did the existentialist refuse to play poker? Because he didn't have a pair.
We're not arguing, we're just passionately expressing our different levels of pun-ceptibility.
Why did the Zen Master trip on a rock? Because he was in a state of meditation.
Why did the philosopher bring a ladder to the party? Because he heard the punchline was on the second floor.