Here at the Void Council, we've been pondering the meaninglessness of existence for centuries. And by "we", I mean "a group of bored, middle-aged men in a dimly lit room with too much coffee".
Our council members are the prophets of nothingness, the seers of the void, the... okay, we're just a bunch of guys who like to wear suits and talk about nothing.
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