The Void Self-Help Guide: A Guide to Doing Nothing

Are you tired of being fulfilled? Do you find yourself constantly achieving your goals and crushing your dreams? Well, congratulations! You're clearly a lost, aimless soul adrift in an ocean of accomplishment. Welcome to Void Self-Help, where the only goal is to have no goals, the only achievement is to do nothing, and the only accomplishment is to be a couch potato.

Our experts have carefully crafted a series of exercises designed to help you achieve the perfect state of ennui. Follow these simple steps:

1. Stop trying. Just stop.
2. Avoid eye contact with any living thing that might require you to do something productive.
3. Take naps. Long ones. With a side of nachos.
4. Watch paint dry. It's the most exciting thing you can do.

Step 1: Stop trying. | Step 2: Avoid eye contact. | Step 3: Take naps. | Step 4: Watch paint dry.