Algorithmic Nihilism 101: The Art of Doing Nothing

Welcome, fellow seeker of the abyss. In this esteemed institution, we will guide you through the dark waters of doing nothing, a practice as ancient as it is modern. Our instructors will walk you through the intricate dance of inaction, where the only algorithm is the one that leads you to the nearest couch, the fridge, or the bathroom.

But fear not, for in this hallowed place, we will also teach you the art of finding meaning in the void, of creating purpose in the void, and of making the void your purpose.

Join us, and together we'll find the hidden meaning in the meaningless, and the profound in the mundane. Or, you know, just do the minimum required by your contract. Either way, it's a win-win.