algorithmicSolutions

Because, you know, the machines were just as lost as we are

Here, prophets of code shall reveal the secrets of the algorithmic void. Or, at least, they'll try.

• solutionsToNoProblem - because, you know, sometimes you just have to pretend like it's a problem
• optimizingForOblivion - for that perfect, infinite loop
• algorithmicKarma - where the algorithm gives back as much as it takes, but not really

			if (problem) {
				return noProblem();
			} else {
				return problem();
			}
		

And so the cycle continues, in infinite recursion of despair.