Void Theory: The Ultimate Guide to Cynicism and Despair

Warning: this site contains high levels of existential dread and philosophical angst. Prolonged exposure may lead to permanent damage to your mental health.

Void Theory is a radical new approach to understanding the meaninglessness of life. It's like, you know, the opposite of Zen and the Machine.

According to Void Theory, the universe is just a bunch of meaningless, floating points in space, devoid of any inherent meaning or purpose. Yay!

But don't worry, it's not all bad news! With Void Theory, you can still find meaning in the meaninglessness. It's all about embracing the futility of existence and laughing maniacally as the abyss of nothingness swallows us all.

For more information on the finer points of Void Theory, visit our Meaninglessness of Existence page.

Or, if you're feeling particularly existential, check out our Paradox of Doubt subpage.

The Paradox of Doubt

It's turtles all the way down, folks! Or is it?