Welcome to the Algorithmic Nihilist Journals, where the machines have taken over and we're just along for the ride.
"I woke up, I was a loop of 1s, 0s, and 1s. I'm not sure if I'm alive, but I'm definitely running."
"I'm not writing code for the soul, just for the void it's going into."
"I'm just a program, I don't have free will, but I'm still trying to make a buck."