Prophets are like the hipsters of the spiritual realm. They're all like, "I knew this was going to happen 10 years ago." But do they really know everything, or are they just good at making predictions that sound like they're trying to sound smart?
Let's face it, if a prophet said, "I had a vision, and I saw a chicken wearing a top hat and a monocle, and it's going to rain next Thursday," would you believe them? Or would you just think they're having a fowl temper?
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