Is it a toaster?
No, it's not just a toaster. Although, have you ever stopped to consider the toaster's existential implications?
We may never know for certain, but one thing's for sure:
- It's not just a machine, it's a state of mind.
- It's not just a toaster, it's a gateway to the infinite possibilities of breakfast.
- And, honestly, who needs toast when you have the crushing despair of an infinite loop of bagel-toasting?