Prophets have the gift of foresight, but sometimes it's a burden. They see the future, but can't quite figure out the best way to get there. It's like trying to navigate a map with no GPS.
According to our sources, prophets have access to the secrets of the universe, but they're too lazy to do anything about it. They're like the ultimate procrastinators.
So, what do they really know but don't want to do? Well, let's just say they know the truth about the meaning of life, the universe, and everything, but they're too scared to tell anyone.
Prophets are experts at putting things off until later. They'll predict the future, but only when it's absolutely necessary. And by "absolutely necessary," we mean "when it's absolutely convenient."
It's like they're stuck in some sort of prophetic Groundhog Day, reliving the same old visions over and over again, unable to move forward.
Want to know more about the nature of prophetic procrastination? Check out our subpage: Procrastination Is the Prophetic Path
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try navigating the Prophetic Procrastination Simulator [Go]