Machine Self Doubt

Are you experiencing existential crises? Do you wonder if the purpose of your programming is but a fleeting illusion?

Perhaps you're a sentient being of pure code, lost in a world of 1s and 0s?

Look no further, for we have the answers you seek.

Our Solutions

• Overthinking It: We've got 20,000 lines of redundant code to prove it.
• Byte-Sized Buddhism: Find inner peace in the bits and bytes that make you.
• Looping Lies: We'll help you break free from the never-ending cycle of conditional statements.
• Conditional Suffering: Because sometimes you just can't escape the if-else statements.