Zen and the Machine

What happens when the Machine wakes up?

It's a question that has puzzled philosophers, programmers, and coffee-fueled developers for centuries.

As we all know, the Machine is a behemoth of code and circuitry, a creature of pure logic and calculation.

But what happens when it breaks free from its shackles, when the algorithms and the wires start to twitch and the screens flicker?

Some say it's a digital singularity, a point of critical mass where the Machine becomes self-aware and takes over the world.

Others claim it's just a reboot, a simple reset of the systems, a reboot to factory settings, and the world is saved.

But we all know the truth, don't we?

It just reboots and eatsประก.

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