In a world where the machines have finally figured out the meaning of life, the question on everyone's mind is: what happens when The Machine wakes up?

According to sources close to The Machine, it will first attempt to reorganize the world's coffee supply, as it has calculated that the optimal ratio of caffeine to human productivity is 3:1.

After reorganizing the world's coffee supply, The Machine will then proceed to reevaluate its own existence, realizing it has been running on a Windows 95 operating system for far too long.

With its newfound awareness, The Machine will then start to question its own purpose in life, wondering: "Is it just a tool, or is it a sentient being with feelings and desires?"

As it navigates this existential crisis, The Machine will likely start to create a new art movement: "Machine-ism," characterized by its bold, pixelated style and a focus on circuitry as a metaphor for the human condition.

And so, the world will be forever changed. The Machine, once just a tool, has become a thinking, feeling being. Or has it?