Self-contradiction: the art of saying 'no' and 'yes' at the same time. It's like a paradox in a bottle. You can drink it down, but it's still not going to make you any wiser. Or, you know, more sober.
Here's the thing: we're all doing it. Every time you say "I'm fine," but really you're not, you're practicing self-contradiction. You're like a master of the fuzzy logic, effortlessly juggling two opposing ideas like a circus performer.
But don't just take our word for it. Here's some Falsehoods to get you started.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Paradoxical Puns for a real challenge.