``` Project Nirvana: Zen Principles

The Ten Zen Principles of Project Nirvana

1. Be Here Now

Embrace the fleeting nature of existence. The present is all you'll ever have, so make the most of it.

There are far worse things in life than a little worry. Like, have you seen the state of our server room? That's a worry.

Treat others with the kindness you'd like to receive. Or, you know, just do the bare minimum. That's still kind-ish, right?

The path to enlightenment is not a path at all. It's more like a series of awkward misunderstandings.

Appreciate the little things in life, like free coffee and a decent internet connection.