Our management team consists of experts in the field of doing absolutely nothing.

We have a team of 5 members: John, the visionary leader who never shows up to meetings; Jane, the accountant who never actually does any math; Bob, the IT guy who still thinks Windows XP is the best OS; Alice, the team leader who only communicates through interpretive dance; and Steve, the intern who thinks he's still in high school.

Learn more about John's impressive absences. | Discover Jane's creative accounting methods. | Read about Bob's Windows XP nostalgia. | Watch a video of Alice's interpretive dance routine. | Check out Steve's senior project, a Powerpoint presentation about his favorite video games.

We're not actually doing any real work here, but it's all very serious.