Lord Voldemort, CEO
The Dark Lord of the Sith, Lord Voldemort is our CEO. He is feared by all and loved by none. His expertise lies in the fields of "Making Things Happen" and "Being Right All the Time."
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Our CTO is the mastermind behind all our tech. He is an expert in "Making Things Go Boom" and "Solving Theories."
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Nature's fury, El Niño is our fearless leader of all things IT. He is an ace in the field of "Causing Chaos" and "Bringing the Rain."
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