Option 3: Turbo-Oven-Blaster 3000

Our most advanced and least recommended service for those who enjoy a good challenge.

This option is for the truly adventurous and those who enjoy the thrill of potentially destroying their kitchen.

Our expert team will attempt to remove the smell from your oven using a combination of high-pressure water jets, precision-crafted algorithms, and a dash of pure, unadulterated luck.

Side Effects:

Mild to severe kitchen destruction
Unpredictable outcomes
Risk of emotional trauma

Pricing:

$500 (plus a 20% chance of losing your kitchen)

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