Reorientation Packages

Welcome to our Reorientation Packages! We're a team of experts in the field of Life Purpose Reorientation, because, let's be real, finding meaning in life can be a real challenge.

Our Reorientation Packages are designed to help you find your true calling in life, whether that's as a professional snail trainer, a professional snail trainer's assistant, or a professional snail food critic.

Choose from our three reorientation packages:

Package 1: The Snail's Pace - a comprehensive package that includes 12 sessions of snail-inspired meditation and a complimentary snail-shaped stress ball.
Package 2: The Shell-Shocker - our most popular package, featuring 20 sessions of life coaching with a certified snail expert and a FREE snail-themed art book.
Package 3: The Slow-Mo - our most advanced package, including 30 sessions of snail-guided mindfulness and a snail-shaped crystal.

Don't wait any longer to find your purpose in life! Contact us today to schedule your reorientation package.