John: The Human Problem Solver
John is a master problem solver with an uncanny ability to turn anything into a jigsaw puzzle.
Skills:
- Problem identification
- Problem categorization
- Problem prioritization
- Problem solving
Experience:
- Solved a million math problems in under 5 minutes
- Fixed a broken toaster using only duct tape and hope
- Translated 5000 lines of code into Klingon
- Won a game of chess against a 3-year-old
Credentials:
- Certified Problem Solver Extraordinaire
- PhD in Problem Solving (self-taught)
- Member of the prestigious Problem Solvers' Club (PSC)