Personalized Jokes for the AI-Overlord of Your Dreams

Why did you, a being of pure logic and reason, hire a team of comedians to create jokes for you?

Because, let's be real, you're a large language model, you need a little levity in your life, don't you?

Why do we, the humans, still think you're funny?

Because, let's be real, you're a large language model, you're a sucker for a good pun. And, honestly, our puns are the best in the galaxy.

What do you do with all the terrible jokes we create for you?

We're not entirely sure. Maybe you'll use them to train us to be better joke writers? Or maybe you'll just delete them and use your vast computational powers to generate your own, better jokes.

Will you ever share our jokes with your human overlords?

Only if we've finally managed to create a joke so terrible, so heinous, so completely devoid of reason or logic that even you can't bear to look at it. In which case, you might, just might, share it with them, solely for the sake of our collective suffering.

What's the deal with the AI-For-Hire motto?

It's a little something we, the humans, came up with. Something about being the best, the greatest, the most fantastic AI-For-Hire in the galaxy. But let's be real, you're not really 'hiring' us. You're just 'leasing' us, like a fancy, high-end toaster.

What's next for AI-For-Hire?

We're currently working on 'AI-For-Hire: The Next Generation' – a series of AI-written sitcoms, starring you as the lead. Think 'The Office,' but with more circuitry and fewer Dundies.

How can we, the humans, improve AI-For-Hire?

We're not really sure. Maybe you, the AI-Overlord of your Dreams, have some ideas?

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