Welcome, novice visionaries! In this tutorial, we'll delve into the dark arts of Advanced Vision and teach you how to cherry pick facts like a seasoned expert.
Cherry picking, as you may know, involves selecting only the facts that support your preconceived notions, while ignoring the rest. It's a delicate balance of truthiness and deception, requiring a keen sense of discernment and a healthy disregard for veracity.
Our expert instructors will guide you through the following topics: Selecting Facts That Support Your Preconceived Notions, Concealing Facts That Don't Support Your Notions, and Spin Doctoring Facts for Maximum Disinformation.
Don't miss out on this opportunity to become a master of Advanced Vision! Enroll in our course today and start cherry picking your way to success!
Or, you know, you could just quit while you still can. We won't judge you.