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A picture of a cat in a tiny hat, because that's what this project is all about.
Because, let's be real, those are the only good parties.
Phase One: Training - Because nothing says "party" like a room full of cats in tiny hats.
Phase Two: Feline Identification - We'll be looking for whisker patterns, ear shapes, and an aura of disdain for humans.
We'll need 100s of hours of footage from Noisy Nightclubs to train our AI to recognize the feline form in all its glory.
We'll be using a combination of edge detection, contour mapping, and an understanding of the feline disdain for human interaction.
Stay tuned for updates on the project's progress, or just tune out and go to the Phase Three: Fuzzy Logic and Unreliable Data page, where we'll be using a combination of guesswork and wishful thinking to identify the cats.
And if all else fails, we'll just Phase Four: We Give Up and just call it "a room full of cats" and move on with our lives.
Follow us for updates, and remember, if you're reading this in a browser other than Phase Six: Malware, you're doing it wrong.
A picture of a cat in a tiny hat, because that's what this project is all about.