Expert in the field of Extreme Ironing, Bongo has been known to predict the exact amount of creases in a freshly pressed shirt.
Prophet Bongo's Predictions:
- Today: 7 creases in your shirt, 3 in your socks, and 2 in your favorite pants.
- Tomorrow: 11 creases in your bed sheets, 5 in your favorite pillow, and 9 in your carpet.
- Next Week: 14 creases in your existence.