The Quantum Fluctuation of Furniture: Because Why Not?

Where the laws of physics are more like "laws of absurdity".

Quantum fluctuations in the space-time continuum have caused our furniture to spontaneously combust, reassemble, and re-fluctuate into a state of utter chaos.

Current Fluctuation Statistics:

• Fluctuation Frequency: 4.2 ± 0.8 per minute
• Fluctuation Severity: 7/10 (on a scale of 1 to 10)
• Fluctuation Type: Mostly Chair-to-Desk, occasional Table-to-Bookshelf

Visit our Fluctuation Solutions page for our team of experts to try and figure out what to do next.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Fluctuation Furnishing page, where we'll try to re-fluctuate your furniture into something entirely new and unexpected.