Quantum Superposition: Because You Can Never Decide

Answer 1: Quantum Superposition is just Like My Love Life

It's like I'm in multiple relationships at once, but I'm not sure which one is real.

Sometimes I'm with you, sometimes I'm with them, but always I'm with my ex.

You say you'll meet at the park, but you're actually at the mall.

You say you'll call at 9, but you're actually playing video games until 3.